In hell there are all the colorful people. In heaven there are only sad, long faces, saints, dry bones, no juice, nothing. In paradise there is not even a single newspaper, no movie, no film actors, no poets, no painters. All the geniuses are in hell..
All the monasteries are full of homosexuals. All the nunneries are full of lesbians. That's why AIDS is a religious disease. It is the greatest contribution of all your religions to humanity.
It is death and nothing else. It is not a disease, because it has no cure. There is only one thing that has no cure, and that is death.
Be responsible, so that there is no need for anybody to dictate to you.
.You can change your job if you feel like changing, you can do something else.
The whole world is full of guns, nuclear weapons, atomic bombs. It is perfectly right to have your own defense system.
Even big countries like America cannot drown their nuclear weapons in the ocean, for the simple reason that if they stop creating more nuclear weapons and China invades, they will be helpless. The same is the situation in Russia. They cannot stop.
But one thing is certain, and tremendously good, good news: America and Russia are so full of nuclear weapons that a third world war is impossible. Both the countries have enough nuclear energy to destroy humanity seven hundred times, and there is no Jesus Christ around to make the dead alive seven hundred times.
Jesus had promised to come, but one time was enough. The way you treated him, that ugly cross, and he was thirsty and he was asking for water.... A man of miracles could not manage a small cloud to shower on him. He was asking for water; he died thirsty. That experience was enough. He had promised his disciples he would be coming soon, but to stretch "soon" for two thousand years is too much.
Both the countries are aware that now a third world war is not going to happen, for the simple reason that both have so much power that they will destroy the whole planet, all living things on the planet. So what is the point? War has meaning if you can be victorious, if you can defeat somebody. But there will be no victory, no one victorious, no one defeated, simply all dead.
So it is good that nuclear weapons have come to a point where world war is impossible. It is not impossible because of the politicians; it is impossible because of the nuclear weapons.